In light of my sudden hangover I felt this morning from the Wings game, my blogging was not at 100% today. I wasn't interested in looking at anything that contained more than 15-20 words. Therefore no news stories about Allen Park Fire Department cuts, NBA Trades, and pirate hostages were read beyond the headlines. It may be considered what we in the biz call "under-performing;" but I'm an Exec at the Coalition so fuck off.
I did, however, come across this gem of a clip from last week's Jersey Shore.
Not only did The Situation try to pull a robbery on Pauly D's Ex-box last week, but he has the bawlls to blow a rail right in front of the camera. Sitch and this broad are pretty interested in the charm on her necklace and at the 57 second mark they both have a sudden irritation on their noses that require immediate attention. You're a celebrity now bro, you gotta learn the ropes. Blow the lines in the bathroom where theres no cameras like Lindsay Lohan does.
Editors Note:
Lil sis took it upon herself to hate on this blog post. Has one night of drinking during the week skewed my performance that much? I'm no Ron Artest here. Let's take it to the followers on this:
Answer via comment if you think that either:
A: Lil sis is an idiot wasting company time
B: Wild Steve had too many pops last night and underperformed
C: I should retire from blogging effective immediately
or
D: Popsicles are delicious
Editors Note:
Lil sis took it upon herself to hate on this blog post. Has one night of drinking during the week skewed my performance that much? I'm no Ron Artest here. Let's take it to the followers on this:
Answer via comment if you think that either:
A: Lil sis is an idiot wasting company time
B: Wild Steve had too many pops last night and underperformed
C: I should retire from blogging effective immediately
or
D: Popsicles are delicious
9 comments:
busted link ... what kind of operation is being run here?
He probably got drunk trying to cure his hang.
post coming tomorrow on that very topic ...
For some unknown reason I am incapable of including videos into my blogs. I am, however, very capable of including the link and telling MdotNetz to embed it into the blog after.
updated post title FTW
Admittedly, I am a sloppy admin at best. Hockey games > blogging, 100 times out of 100. As for the survey, your sister is a goddamn saint! I'll go with option B because I'm in the same boat. 10 years worth of drinking will take it's toll on a liver.
Thanks MdotNetz. I'm just lookin' out for the bros here. As you all know, WildSteve and I share the same blood. I will not sit back and watch sub-par posts, being put up by my fellow Addington, pollute the D-town Brothers Coalition. WildSteve, this post bleeds disappointment. I know you're capable of achieving the high standards set by your broggers (Bros + Bloggers) MdotNetz, Mike Breezy, C-bus Et Cetera. After a wild night of wine coolers and Wayside Central, Friday morning I wake up feeling like pure death. Do you think that impairs my ability to author brilliant Facebook statuses that day? No way, Jose. We are all very aware of your talent, and the readers have grown to expect nothing less than witty discussions regarding rich material. I look forward to seeing your full potential as WildSteve resurface. At the end of the day, what it all comes down to is...What would Dad think?
I'm glad you appreciate my feed back. And as always, keep it hood bros, K-keep it hood.
-Sister
Wow...I am embarrassed to say this but the above comment is the funniest thing on the blog right now.
Popsicles are delicious.
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