Metta World Peace & Other Name Changes We Need To See

November 19, 2004.  Malice at the Palace.  I was there.  It was awesome.  Ron was there too....er...I mean Metta.

Today we learned that Ron Artest, like Chad 85 before him, has filed for an official name change.  Metta World Peace.  Apparently Metta is a Buddhist-derived word meaning loving, kindness, friendliness....blah blah blah.

If Ron Artest can be Metta World Peace, does that mean anybody can be anything?  It got me thinking.

Here are some others I really need to see:

1. Morgan , I Accept Gays (Tracy)

2. Brown, Real Men Talk It Out (Chris)

3. Rodriguez, Defense Wins Championships (Rich)

4. Weiner, Wrong Dong (Anthony)

5. Iverson, Accept Any Role (Allen)

6. Woods, Faithful (Tiger)

7. Simpson, I Did It (OJ)


Did I miss any?

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Stones on the clock!

If the Pistons don't pick Brandon Knight or Kemba Walker I won't watch a single game all year. Believe that! ... Update shortly.

Update:

So I guess I will be watching some games. You could flip a coin over Knight and Kemba, but I think Joey D got this one right...finally.

Dennis Rodman To Get Jersey Retired...Again?!

Freep Article

A New York strip club will retire Dennis Rodman's No. 10 jersey tonight in celebration of his 50th birthday. An employee at Headquarters Gentlemen's Club confirmed Rodman, who turns 50 on Friday, will be there but did not know which jersey would hang on the wall. Dancers will reportedly wear Rodman's Pistons jersey, which is certainly more than they normally wear. Reports say Charlie Sheen could be in attendance. Wonder if any former teammates will be there ... for support.

I can't say I'm surprised by this. This actually makes more sense than him retiring it with the Pistons. He has undoubtedly logged more time in strip clubs. The funny thing is the strippers are going to wear Pistons jerseys while Rodman will probably wore in 1990. A bib, pacifier, a huge bonnet, maybe an umbilical cord. The possibilities are endless with "the Worm".  

Seeing as how Greg Monroe is going to wear Rodman's number 10 during his entire stay in Detroit, Rodman's gotta get some love somewhere. And what a better place than somewhere where "love" only costs about 2 fiddy for a half hour. 

Dennis Rodman To Get Jersey Retired...Again?!

Freep Article

A New York strip club will retire Dennis Rodman's No. 10 jersey tonight in celebration of his 50th birthday. An employee at Headquarters Gentlemen's Club confirmed Rodman, who turns 50 on Friday, will be there but did not know which jersey would hang on the wall. Dancers will reportedly wear Rodman's Pistons jersey, which is certainly more than they normally wear. Reports say Charlie Sheen could be in attendance. Wonder if any former teammates will be there ... for support.

I can't say I'm surprised by this. This actually makes more sense than him retiring it with the Pistons. He has undoubtedly logged more time in strip clubs. The funny thing is the strippers are going to wear Pistons jerseys while Rodman will probably wore in 1990. A bib, pacifier, a huge bonnet, maybe an umbilical cord. The possibilities are endless with "the Worm".  

Seeing as how Greg Monroe is going to wear Rodman's number 10 during his entire stay in Detroit, Rodman's gotta get some love somewhere. And what a better place than somewhere where "love" only costs about 2 fiddy for a half hour. 

Pistons Take a Shit on Keuster

This team is officially dead in the water. Joe Dumars turned down a trade for Tayshaun yesterday; basically saying "nah, we're all set here at the bottom of the Eastern Conference." Now half the team doesn't show up to practice? Two words Joe: Government Bailout. Its time to rebuild from the ground up and you can start by firing Keuster and bringing in a legit coach. Hell, pull a Pat Riley and coach the team yourself in the mean time. Just 86 this mother faulkner. As sure as I'm taking a shit while I blog 75% of my posts, this team is going nowhere this season. This has to be the last straw. If I'm Kuester, I'd be on my way to Joe's office, pop my head in and say "I should just go fuck off right?"




Editors Note:

This blog was posted in a hurry as I am running out the door to get a haircut. This takes precedence over the blog for the moment because this is my first haircut since my last DISASTER from Lady Jane's. I need to gather pictures for reference of how potentially good my do can look. So please bear with me as I will later posts stories and/or pictures related to this topic.

Peathe out

Pistons Take a Shit on Keuster

This team is officially dead in the water. Joe Dumars turned down a trade for Tayshaun yesterday; basically saying "nah, we're all set here at the bottom of the Eastern Conference." Now half the team doesn't show up to practice? Two words Joe: Government Bailout. Its time to rebuild from the ground up and you can start by firing Keuster and bringing in a legit coach. Hell, pull a Pat Riley and coach the team yourself in the mean time. Just 86 this mother faulkner. As sure as I'm taking a shit while I blog 75% of my posts, this team is going nowhere this season. This has to be the last straw. If I'm Kuester, I'd be on my way to Joe's office, pop my head in and say "I should just go fuck off right?"




Editors Note:

This blog was posted in a hurry as I am running out the door to get a haircut. This takes precedence over the blog for the moment because this is my first haircut since my last DISASTER from Lady Jane's. I need to gather pictures for reference of how potentially good my do can look. So please bear with me as I will later posts stories and/or pictures related to this topic.

Peathe out